Posted by permission of the Washington Post Company.
Puerto Rico Punch
By John Deiner,
Steve Hendrix, Andrea Sachs and K.C. Summers
Washington Post Staff Writers
Sunday, February 26, 2006; P08
The tangle of on-ramps and the
backed-up traffic around San Juan International Airport were just what the four
passengers from Washington expected. They may have arrived with different ideas
of what would constitute fun during an island weekend, but they came with the
same preconception: that Puerto Rico is basically an American annex, a sort of
South Bronx neighborhood with South Florida weather. Bad city traffic? Of
course. Right along with McBurgers, wall-to-wall English and all the other
hallmarks of garden-variety American culture. Right?
That was before one of them
almost crumpled his rental car trying to decipher the Spanish signs at a toll
plaza, another found a nearly whole chicken in her tureen of soup, one went
island-hopping by cargo scow and one found himself floating at the base of a
rain-forest waterfall that no one will ever mistake for New Jersey.
That's what they discovered, in
four different ways, in the course of the weekend: Puerto Rico is, like, a
foreign country.
It may be exotic, but it's not
very big. Would an island of 3,427 square miles offer enough variety to
simultaneously satisfy these four workmates?
Joe Beach , a sand-sifting rum-sipper happiest on
a paperback-equipped chaise longue in the shade of a resort palm.
City Slicker , a latte-powered museum
aficionada with art gallery radar and a nose for nudes.
Island Girl , a sun-bleached sport princess who be
snorkelin' by day and jammin' by night.
Eco Guy, a bored-by-the-beach lover of highland
jungles, mountain vistas and creaky old hotels.
They flew in together Friday
morning, but went their separate ways to survey different parts of the country
for the weekend. Then they reunited and compared notes Sunday night in San
Juan.
Four people, three nights, one
island. Here's how a quartet of Washingtonians with distinctly different
interests spent their time in Puerto Rico.
Friday
2:20 p.m.
Joe Beach picks up his rental
ride for the drive to Rincon, a west coast surfer's mecca two hours or so from
San Juan. But after stoplights and congestion, a wrong turn and a stop for
groceries, he pulls up at the Rincon Beach Resort four hours after setting off.
The front desk clerk takes pity and tosses him an upgrade: top-floor
oceanfront.
A few minutes later, Joe Beach
is on his balcony watching the sun plunk into the Caribbean, his air-con set to
deep-freeze and a six-pack chilling in his in-room fridge. Worth a day of
flying and driving? Absolutely.
2:30 p.m.
City Slicker, meanwhile, has no
plans to wander out of taxi range of Old San Juan, the capital's historic port
district of cobblestone street and facades dating to the spice trade. By the
time Joe Beach hits his first traffic jam, she is happily settled on a leather
stool, sipping a fruity sangria with rum under slowly twirling ceiling fans.
She's in the bar of El Convento, a 350-year-old former Carmelite convent in the
heart of the old quarter that is now doing business as a high-style inn. Slick
has splurged on a room for one night in the old and lovely space of marble
floors, massive carved wooden doors and long open-air hallways.
3:10 p.m.
In the meantime, Island Girl has
a ferry to catch . . . if only she can figure out when and where. She hitches
an eastbound ride in Eco Guy's rental car and frantically sifts through
contradictory guidebooks and brochures to find out when the next boat leaves
for the outer island of Culebra. One says 3:30 p.m., another says 4, another
says Wednesday.
Eco Guy pulls up to the ferry
terminal at Fajardo and Island Girl dashes to the ticket counter. From what she
can tell, the passenger boat to Culebra has already sailed, but at this point
she will hop on anything that floats. A sunbaked man points her, ticket in
hand, to a red and yellow boat filled with Tonka-like trucks piled high with
concrete blocks and building material scraps. They pull away, chugging out to
sea toward Culebra. Or possibly Cuba.
Eco Guy drives back to the
highway and heads farther down the east coast. The sea flashes on his left. On
the right, the inland mountains begin to rise, the massive Cordillera Central
that bisects the island from end to end. Somewhere in there is the Caribbean
National Forest, a huge virgin jungle better known as El Yunque, 28,000 acres
of the New World that still deserves the name. Eco Guy takes a sharp inland
turn.
The shade of a forest is a
relief after the white tropical sun. The canopy closes over the road like a
wedding bower. The lane narrows, crosses an erector-set bridge over a
rain-swollen river and begins to climb. Several ear-popping miles later at the
very top of the corkscrew road, Eco Guy finds his base, the Casa Cubruy
Ecolodge. The hotel is an open-air assemblage of balconies and patios
overlooking a spectacular valley within El Yunque, a fold in the rain forest
sliced in two by the white and frothy Cubruy River.
Several guests are settled in
chairs near the honor bar, writing postcards and visually massaging a view that
now includes an early evening moon. But Eco Guy's first order of business is
that tumbling river. At the bottom of a steep path, the river dives down a
sheer rocky face and crashes to a halt in a cool and delicious pool. Nature's
Jacuzzi and Eco Guy's home until dinnertime.
5:40 p.m.
Slick loves everything about Old
San Juan, from the pretty blue stone streets to the alfresco cafes to the
centuries-old tropical-colored buildings housing galleries, shops and
restaurants. This is not the tawdry cruise layover spot she expected but an
inviting warren of vibrant streets and interesting storefronts.
She wanders into a crumbling
building with ancient archways, a worn brick floor and wooden doors with metal
grilles. The Picassoesque paintings on display at the Galeria Botello are
striking and original, and the antique santos -- carved wooden statues
of saints -- are exquisite. Too bad she can't afford any of this stuff.
At the end of Cristo Street, the
Park de la Palomas is a mini St. Mark's Square, with a gorgeous view of the
water and buildings across the bay. Three sunburned tourists put down their
Bacardi Rum carrier boxes and head for the quaint sea wall. "Oh my
God," shrieks one, "we are so getting our picture taken
here!"
Slick makes her own squeal of
delight at La Calle, a narrow series of shops whose walls are covered with caretas
-- grotesque papier-mache masks worn at island carnivals. She splurges on a
toothy polka-dotted number and goes back to the convent in time for cocktails
under the moonlight.
For dinner, it's Baru, much
loved by locals for its nouveau Caribbean cooking. It's a casually elegant,
white-tablecloth place with hip couples drinking blue martinis beneath oddly
European-style paintings. Slick tucks into her fresh spinach salad and salmon
with capers to a backdrop of samba music.
6:12 p.m .
Island Girl's boat heads
straight for a megawatt rainbow that's like a portal to paradise, which turns
out to be Culebra after all. Once on land, she finds Culebra's main square
quiet and deserted, and she enters a tour operator's office to find out where
to rent a bike. She gets a phone number but is advised: "Best to call in
the morning. They're probably already drunk now. It's slow season."
It's definitely slow at
Mamacita's, a raffish guesthouse and restaurant with a screaming pink facade.
An employee tells Island Girl that the bar is closed while it renews its liquor
license. Ouch. That's like hearing there is no potable water. Without Mamacita's,
she learns, only one bar is pouring that night.
After exploring "town"
-- a grocery store selling chickenfeed and plantains, a Chinese takeout place,
a fork in the road -- Island Girl grabs a stool at the low-key Dinghy Dock.
That's just what it is: a dinghy dock with kitchen furniture and a good paint
job. While watching the tarpon beg for scraps of food, she glances across the
bar to see a group of expats waving at her. She waves back.
Soon Island Girl finds herself
exclaiming "bon voyage" to a female couple she's never met before.
She can't even remember which Midwest state they are returning to. Of course,
this did not stop her from attending their goodbye party with her new bar
mates. "Have a good trip!" she shouts on her way out.
By midnight, Island Girl and
much of Culebra's population are squeezed into the very sweaty El Batey, where
the pounding Carib-rap shakes the palm trees. A wizened local, somewhere
between 73 and 90 years of age, mimes a Chippendales move and gives her a
charming three-toothed smile. As the beat shifts to salsa, Island Girl does her
best to match Senor Wizen's bowlegged steps.
Saturday
9 a.m .
Island Girl sleeps in.
10:15 a.m.
Joe Beach's west coast crib
turns out to be a travel rarity: a place that's actually nicer in person than
its Web site lets on. With a breezy lobby connecting two low-slung hotel
towers, a palm-lined infinity pool and an inviting beach bar, the Rincon Beach
Resort is more luxe than its price ($124 a night) would suggest.
After a patio breakfast, Jose
Playa heads south along the coast. His goal: La Playuela, a beach on the
island's southwest tip. It's at the end of a rutted dirt road and recent rains
have flooded the parking area. So Joe follows several couples who know the
work-around: a 20-minute hike up a hill around the Cabo Rojo lighthouse and
along rugged cliffs. A heavyset guy named Hector tells Joe that he and the wife
have driven in from San Juan to spend the day here. "I just moved back
from Brooklyn," he says, gesturing toward the beach below, "and this
is one of the reasons."
La Playuela is a crescent-shaped
miracle of white sand and gentle waves flanked by rocky outcroppings. Joe
figures his new friend drove at least four hours to get here, but after an
afternoon of picnicking and napping and reading, he understands why.
11:35 a.m.
Eco Guy, still damp from the
morning breaststroke in the waterfall pool, is working his way deeper into the
rain forest. At one time, the road past the hotel skirted the mountain ridge
and led to the Yunque park visitors center. But long-ago landslides cut it off,
leaving this stretch a pleasant hiking lane into the jungle. He walks hard,
trying to shed last night's dinner, a starchy glut of Puerto Rican comfort food
at a roadside cafe near the eco-lodge.
The forest is thick along the
ruined road. In places, almost no sky is visible, and the breezes are moist and
warm. It's like hiking in a lung. Skinny rivulets of runoff race down the hill,
seeking the bigger river for a ride to the Caribbean that's just visible to the
east.
Eco Guy is wet and happily tired
when he gets back to the hotel. He has just time enough for a shower before he
gets back on the road for a long drive along a network of inland mountain roads
called La Ruta Panoramica. His last view of the sea comes at the Bella Vista, a
cliffside restaurant where he eats admirable mofongo (a rich paste of
green plaintains fried until soft and mashed with garlic, bacon or conch meat)
with a Delta Air Lines fork.
11:50 a.m.
Slick is within the massive
white walls of El Morro, the 400-year-old fort (and now World Heritage Site)
that sits on its rocky promontory as the icon of Old San Juan. Guide Loriane
Serrano gestures to the field where soldiers fought and died as the Spanish
empire slowly crumbled. "My family comes here every year at Christmastime
to picnic and fly kites. I've got so many aunts and uncles from the States --
this is a place where we can fit them all."
Slick's morning walkabout, after
a garden breakfast, started at the much-loved San Juan Cathedral. Its simple
beauty was profoundly affecting, but what's this? Electric votive candles?
Well, she never. But she inserted four quarters and a faux flame flickered on.
Now, after electric rites and
historic forts, Slick happily wanders Old San Juan, exploring shops and
galleries. She finds an oasis of calm in the two-story Pablo Casals Museum, a
sweet ocher-colored townhouse in San Jose Plaza. It's a trove of original
manuscripts, concert posters, prints and other musical memorabilia of Casals,
the Spanish-born cellist who lived on the island for the last 17 years of his
life. Administrator Anibal Ramirez still gets excited when he talks about an
unexpected visit by cellist Yo Yo Ma a couple of years ago.
12:11 p.m.
Island Girl lives.
"Wheeee!" she screams,
as her newly rented bike flies down a steep hill and over muddy potholes. The
bike had been delivered by a battered VW bus driven by Dick, a throwback from
the days when everyone was dropping out. Except Dick never dropped back in. He
moved to Culebra and turned his hippie-mobile into a mobile rental bike shop.
Island Girl is coasting toward
Flamenco Beach, where the parking area is abuzz with vendors, campers and
beachgoers. At the end of the half-moon beach, a graffiti-covered army tank
sits half sunken in the sand, a remnant of the U.S. military presence on
Culebra.
Miss Isla swims and suns at
Flamenco for an hour or two before pedaling over to Malena Beach. There she's
alone, with only a few surrounding islands to keep her company. Soon she'll
turn in her bike and head to the tiny airport for the short hop over to the
island of Vieques. But for now, she indulges in the solitude, feeling very tiny
in the largesse of nature.
3:35 p.m.
After a road-rally drive through
endless mountains and countless tiny towns, Eco Guy arrives at a tidy
green-and-white frame farmhouse just off the road. It's a former coffee
plantation doing business as Hacienda Gripinas, one of several traditional
Puerto Rican country inns known as paradores .
The veranda, wrapping around the
main house, provides an overseer's-eye view of the lush gardens and tile pool
and the town of Jayuya down the road. The mofongo here smells rich and
garlicky, but Eco Guy opts this time for the grilled fish.
4:15 p.m .
Joe Beach rolls up his towel at
La Playuela and makes it back to his home turf with daylight to spare. A
popular whale-watching destination, Rincon is famous for its giant waves, as
evidenced by the ubiquitous surfer-dude shops and bars. Joe's a loafer, not a
surfer, so he heads to the park surrounding the town's lighthouse. From there,
he watches as Neoprened specks hundreds of feet below ride the afternoon waves.
Dusk finds Joe on the terrace at
Kaplash, a bluff-side bar where both the margaritas and sunsets seem to last
forever -- and not long enough at the same time.
4:45 p.m.
Island Girl is soaring over the
ocean in a toy plane destined for Vieques. The flight is only about 15 minutes
long, and soon Thomas, the manager of Bravo! hotel, is greeting her at the
property's iron gates. He shows her to her room -- a minimalist lair with white
and light wood and hipster cred -- then invites her to an outdoor bash in
Esperanza, the hub of night life. He'll pick her up at 7, leaving her enough
time to veg by the swishy pool.
Twenty minutes after seven, Thomas,
Island Girl and his pack of friends -- many young, some dreadlocked, most
American -- slosh around in the mud in Esperanza, holding cans of cheap beer
and listening to a reggae band. When the music switches to ear-blasting
tropic-pop, they venture down the mucky road lined with boisterous restaurants
and bars in search of food. Specifically, shark on a stick.
9:20 p.m.
Slick has changed hotels. Out in
the Isla Verde neighborhood, a 20-minute cab ride from Old San Juan, it's all
concrete and high-rises, but she can't fault the Isla Verde Beach Resort's
beach, a pleasant strand lined with palm trees. Having escaped the
air-conditioned hell of the hotel dining room for the pleasant outdoor grill,
she's chowing down on grilled mahi-mahi and fried plantains.
Slick stops by the slots in the
hotel casino and immediately wins a double jackpot -- $42 on a $5 bet.
Emboldened, she tries again, loses and opts instead for a drink at Picante, the
lobby bar. A live band is playing salsa music and the dance floor is packed
with locals, most of them middle-aged couples out for a night on the town. The
star of the night is a bald, bespectacled gent in a gray suit tearing up the
dance floor with his wife. His shiny head gleams in the footlights and he
sports an ear-to-ear grin as he hops around, twirling and dipping. He kisses
his wife repeatedly and with each kiss, people applaud.
At least, Slick thinks it
was his wife.
Sunday
11:30 a.m.
Eco Guy is soaking wet and
nearly blind. He's deep in the gloom of a massive cave, a soaring underground
chamber that is part of the world's second-largest network of river caverns,
the Rio Camuy Cave Park. There is a steady plop from the perma-drippy
stalactites 20 stories above. But Eco Guy's soaking came from the torrential
downpour that hit just as he walked from the tourist tram to the cave entrance.
Still, a clinging shirt can't lessen the wonder of this truly spectacular
setting: a subterranean hollow the size of an NBA arena, lined with underground
streams and otherworldly stone filigree. Talk about your island interior.
12:10 p.m.
On Vieques, the cockfighting
ring is dark, so Island Girl and Thomas instead opt for El Fortin Conde de
Mirasol, the last Spanish fort built in the Americas. Island Girl circles the
stunning white ramparts for a 360-degree view of Vieques in all its glory.
Which is far from faded.
In May 2003, the U.S. Navy left
the island. Now, parts of the old bombing range are a national wildlife refuge,
and Vieques is growing popular for lovers of pristine beaches and jungly
terrain. After poking around deserted military storage units, Island Girl and
Thomas roll on to Nevia Beach, where they outwit the mosquitoes by plunging
deep into the sea. Safe inside the giant hug of cliffs, they float lazily on
their backs in the silent cove. Soon she will be airborne, flying toward San
Juan -- but for now, she's content just drifting.
12: 35 p.m.
Slick is walking, all agog,
through the striking sculpture garden of the Museum of Art of Puerto Rico. It's
like the Hirshhorn but better -- no crowds. The $55 million museum and cultural
center, which opened in 2000, is an ambitious showcase of Puerto Rican art from
the 17th century to the present. And for the next two hours, Puerto Rican art
history comes alive as guide Glenn Patron points out his favorites, starting
with Jose Campeche, Puerto Rico's first artist of international renown and the
son of a freed slave. They pass through social realism, Spanish surrealists and
1960s feminists.
After multiple recommendations,
Slick heads to a little cafe called Casita Blanca, packed with local families
for Sunday lunch. When she enters, she's handed a welcoming aperitif of
anise-flavored rum. The first course, hunks of garlic toast and an incredible
chicken soup with everything but the claws, would have been plenty, but that's
just the appetizer -- she then goes through a buffet line and emerges with her
plate heaped with beans, rice, fish, fried plaintains and salad.
2 p.m.
En route to San Juan and
ensnared in traffic again (on a Sunday?), Joe Beach makes a pit stop in
Aguadilla. It's another surfing hot spot, but Crashboat Beach gets particularly
high marks even from those who aren't board silly.
On one side of a long pier,
surfers hotdog for a rapt crowd. On the other, the beach is wide and tidy, with
volleyball nets, brightly painted fishing boats and a ferocious undertow. Joe
fears he'll end up a safety statistic if he strays too far from the edge, but
he stands at the ready, watching kids wade perilously into the froth. Everyone
makes it out alive.
3:40 p.m.
Eco Guy has one more stop before
he leaves the hilly interior and heads back to San Juan to meet his friends.
He's standing on the ridge of a mountain basin, looking over the world's
largest radio telescope, Cornell University's Arecibo Observatory. The valley
is covered by a kind of satellite dish the size of a Disney World parking lot.
The receiver suspended over the center is the size of a construction crane.
It's surrounded by an excellent interactive visitors center and a building where,
one imagines, the best minds of Cornell are trying to unscramble the Playboy
Channel.
9 p.m.
City Slicker, Island Girl, Joe
Beach and Eco Guy reunite at the Parrot Club, a jubilant bistro in Old San
Juan. The crowd is a mix of locals and tourists, the space all bright Caribbean
colors. The house band, Son del Pueblo, is pumping an irresistible salsa beat
when suddenly the crowd erupts with cheers and clapping. It's Eyeri Yrady, the
2-year-old son of one of the waitresses, going nuts on the bongos and bringing
the house down. "For Christmas they gave him drums," the manager
explains.
Monday
6:15 a.m.
Before the ride to the airport,
Joe Beach sneaks down for one last stroll on the sand. The beach is empty, the
early sun already hot. And hours later, his favorite souvenir from Puerto Rico
pours out of his sneaker and onto his living room floor.
Eco Guy and City Slicker will
be online to discuss this story Monday at 2 p.m. during the Travel section's
regular weekly chat on www.washingtonpost.com.
© 2006 The Washington Post Company